Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E20 of the X-Files – “Jose Chung’s From Outer Space” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as whether irreverent humour can forgive tasteless jokes, what does The Body good, and how unreliable your narrators are.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E19 of the X-Files – “Hell Money” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as the internet’s very first meme, how to deal when smoke gets in your eyes, and what to do if a mustachio’d goose steals your heart.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E18 of the X-Files – “Teso Dos Bichos” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as the brand new consumption craze Alison and Courtney can’t stop talking about, what it means when a man is not really a man, but is actually thirty rats, and, most importantly, how much jam is too much jam.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E17 of the X-Files – “Apocrypha” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why Skinner can’t be hypnotised, how Alison and Courtney failed to realize Dave Grohl is in this episode, and what particular problem they’d ask Man In A Can to solve for them.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E16 of the X-Files – “Apocrypha” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what Franklin D. Roosevelt knows that Mulder doesn’t, where all that goo comes from, and how Skinner got his groove back.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E15 of the X-Files – “Piper Maru” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as where our sweet sweaty Krycek has been, what kind of party you get down to at the bottom of the ocean, and why this episode is our nice-est one yet.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E14 of the X-Files – “Grotesque” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what to do with your favourite ornament now that the holidays are over, why Mulder’s suddenly hearing “Unchained Melody” by the Righteous Brothers, and the best ways to butter us up in 2017.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E13 of the X-Files – “Syzygy” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to write like the pros, the worst way to use Ryan Reynolds, and what the 90’s was really like.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E12 of the X-Files – “War Of The Coprophages” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to build the sweetest CH4 rig around, the trick to locating your most cockroach-vulnerable orifices, and how Mulder really make us feel.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E11 of the X-Files – “Revelations” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what to do when you’re allergic to chalk, how to deal with a stigmatism, and how many Kevins are required to make this plot make sense. (Hint: Just one would have been fine, honestly.)
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E10 of the X-Files – “731” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to protect yourself from Star Wars, all about post-mortem bowl cut caress etiquette, and how Alison and Courtney close the strange distance that’s come between them with their shared locomotophilia.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E09 of the X-Files – “Nisei” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as which support group instantly accepts Scully for who she is, how to stake out a roof-top in broad daylight wearing all black, and how to follow up the first half of a two-parter when all of the events contained within it were just so tenuously, microscopically connected.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E08 of the X-Files – “Oubliette” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how ‘Amburgers & Woot Beer once brought teenage Courtney unspeakable shame, who everyone’s newest favorite agent is, and why the writers of this episode passed up a story-line that could have been very good for one that is objectively very very bad. st.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E07 of the X-Files – “The Walk” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such how many bank robbery movies have been made in the history of cinema, what Alison and Courtney get up to during the witching hour, and whether this episode of the X-Files passes the “Bechamel” test.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E06 of the X-Files – “2Shy” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to write realistic female characters who online date in the mid-nineties, what this summer’s big blockbuster is going to be, and whether the real killer might have been right in front of them all along… ACK!
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E05 of the X-Files – “The List” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why this episode answered none of the questions in just the right way, all about erotically-charged entomological experiments, and how to handle the corrupt US penal system with all the subtlety of Chris Carter.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E04 of the X-Files – “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how ‘Cha Boy Clyde Bruckman predicts Mulder will kick it, what our ultimate Scully aesthetic is, and how Alison was robbed (#alisonwasrobbed) of a prediction point.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E03 of the X-Files – “D.P.O.” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to best use Jack Black for maximum effect, why you shouldn’t finger the milk, and how lightning works. C’mon science, give it to us straight.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E02 of the X-Files – “Paper Clip” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as which former president is actually named Fred, how Alison and Courtney continue their work of taking the entire eastern seaboard to task, and why Krycek had better shape up.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap the first episode of Season 3 – “The Blessing Way” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how long it’s been since Mulder showered, which Scully sibling we’re excited to see again, and who keeps coming in Skinner’s back door.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap the ULTIMATE episode of Season 2 – “Anasazi” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to make love with all your clothes on, how to make an episode full of all the things our hosts love, and why are they even doing this podcast anyways?
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap the penultimate episode of Season 2 – “Our Town” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how the kids get their drink on these days, the straight poop on eating brains, and how Alison and Courtney discovered which Barenaked Ladies song was written about this very episode.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S02E23 of the X-Files – “Soft Light” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how T.V.’s Monk is Alex Mack-ing innocent bystanders, what the Vancouver train station bathrooms smell like, and what truly horrid nickname Alison has come up with for a minor character this week.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S02E22 of the X-Files – “F. Emasculata” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to deal with a bad case of the pomples, the failings of the American Postal System, and what hot new energy drink craze is sweeping the globe.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S02E21 of the X-Files – “The Calusari” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as healing properties of hospital bee colonies, how to be a business boy, and a frank discussion of the small trains of the Greater Vancouver Area.
Happy 50th Episode, y’all!