Hey Space Cadets! Unfortunately our coverage of 11×10 “My Struggle IV” has been postponed for a week due to Alison dealing with a pretty unpleasant throat infection, but we do want to share some exciting news with you!
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E09 of The X-Files – “Nothing Lasts Forever” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to modernize the eucharist, why Scully probably should have left the X-Files long ago, and whether or not we just accidentally watched that new CW show.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E08 of The X-Files – “Familiar” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what Alison’s day job is, what childhood TV character still haunts Courtney’s dreams, and why Diane is, once again, killing us.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E07 of The X-Files – “Rm9sbG93ZXJz” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why you should never sit in the front seat of a Whipz, how Footloose is about to get a whole lot looser, and where the heck our damn Ford money is, already?
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E06 of The X-Files – “Kitten” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why Courtney won’t have Alison’s back in a combat situation, who really started the tide pod panic, and what the best kind of salad dressing is, for any situation.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E05 of the X-Files – “Ghouli” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why this is the best possible incarnation of William, what kind of mileage you can expect from your Ford Explorer’s EcoBoost turbocharged four-cylinder engine, and how you can get Courtney’s attention from inside that sleek black bag.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E04 of the X-Files – “The Lost Art of Forehead Sweat” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such what our friend Reginald Fils-Aimé is up to, how Darin Morgan deals with his post-election pain and why we, frankly, don’t care.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E03 of the X-Files – “Plus One” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how a trip to the spa can change your life, what our long-awaited 2018 motto is, and why your doppleganger might just be the best wingman you’ve ever had.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E02 of the X-Files – “This” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as whether or not teens still have graveyard sex, how the ghost of Nancy Reagan is behind everything, and why we kinda liked this episode.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E01 of the X-Files – “My Struggle III” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as where doors come from, how to understand the ghost son living in your brain, and a formal dissertation on why we talk so much shit all the god damn time.
Content Warning: This episode does include discussion of sexual assault in the context of this episode and the X-Files canon overall.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E12 of the X-Files – “Bad Blood” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to get the most out of those hotel magic finger machines, why Chris Carter’s comments about Season 11 make us nervous, and how the hell Mulder got away with killing a child.
Note: This will be our last Season 5 episode for a while as we dive into Season 11. Our next episode, which will be posted on January 9th, 2018, will be “My Struggle III” (: all of our struggles). We will be back with Season 5 episodes after finishing off Season 11.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E11 of the X-Files – “Kill Switch” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what exactly is a poop sock, how to get through the Encarta Trivia Maze, and how to use a hammer effectively.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E10 of the X-Files – “Chinga” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why Alison needs to find a new DQ, how to take a ‘sexy bath,’ and the most polite way to split a lobster.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E09 of the X-Files – “Schizogeny” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what the hottest video james of 2018 is going to be, why animation meetings sometimes used to be held in strip clubs (hint: it’s misogyny,) and how to keep from murdering your step-dad during a particularly nasty hazelnut blight.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E08 of the X-Files – “Kitsunegari” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as our perfect knowledge of state sports, the best place to carbo-load before a psychic murder spree, and what it takes to be a fan favourite.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E07 of the X-Files – “Emily” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why Alison and Courtney refuse to pronounce words correctly, what happens to naughty children, and, of course, our very best pasta recipe.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E06 of the X-Files – “Christmas Carol” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to properly take a stool sample, why Scully is infatuated with an adult baby, and what Courtney’s real kink is.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E05 of the X-Files – “The Post-Modern Prometheus” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to punch down (A masterclass by Chris Carter,) what words mean, and why you’re killing us, Diane.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E04 of the X-Files – “Detour” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why Ponce de Leon still might be kickin’ it around the Floridian panhandle, who the hell Riff Raff is, and why you should stay away from bridges if you live in Chicago.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E03 of the X-Files – “Unusual Suspects” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how Mulder was born, why Dairy Queen keeps us coming back for more, and where each individual Lone Gunman member falls on our patented “good to look at” scale.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E02 of the X-Files – “Redux Part 2” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why we love this fresh new Samantha, who in the actual fuck Section Chief Blevins is, and most importantly: how to get away with murder.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E02 of the X-Files – “Redux Part 2” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why we love this fresh new Samantha, who in the actual fuck Section Chief Blevins is, and most importantly: how to get away with murder.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap the first episode of Season 5 of the X-Files – “Redux” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why Grover Cleveland was our worst president, what you can do with one giant sperm, and why Mulder will always get away with murder.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E23 of the X-Files – “Demons” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how long it takes to get from D.C. to Providence, what Mulder and Detroit have in common, and some of the most hard-hitting journalistic questions you’ve ever heard in your god damn life.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E22 of the X-Files – “Elegy” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how you can get your egg to kiss the boards just right, why Kindergarteners are big pieces of shit, and who the newest WWE tag-team is.