Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E13 of the X-Files – “Syzygy” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to write like the pros, the worst way to use Ryan Reynolds, and what the 90’s was really like.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E12 of the X-Files – “War Of The Coprophages” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to build the sweetest CH4 rig around, the trick to locating your most cockroach-vulnerable orifices, and how Mulder really make us feel.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E11 of the X-Files – “Revelations” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what to do when you’re allergic to chalk, how to deal with a stigmatism, and how many Kevins are required to make this plot make sense. (Hint: Just one would have been fine, honestly.)

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E10 of the X-Files – “731” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to protect yourself from Star Wars, all about post-mortem bowl cut caress etiquette, and how Alison and Courtney close the strange distance that’s come between them with their shared locomotophilia.