Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E11 of the X-Files – “Kill Switch” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what exactly is a poop sock, how to get through the Encarta Trivia Maze, and how to use a hammer effectively.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E10 of the X-Files – “Chinga” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why Alison needs to find a new DQ, how to take a ‘sexy bath,’ and the most polite way to split a lobster.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E09 of the X-Files – “Schizogeny” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what the hottest video james of 2018 is going to be, why animation meetings sometimes used to be held in strip clubs (hint: it’s misogyny,) and how to keep from murdering your step-dad during a particularly nasty hazelnut blight.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E08 of the X-Files – “Kitsunegari” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as our perfect knowledge of state sports, the best place to carbo-load before a psychic murder spree, and what it takes to be a fan favourite.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E07 of the X-Files – “Emily” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why Alison and Courtney refuse to pronounce words correctly, what happens to naughty children, and, of course, our very best pasta recipe.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E06 of the X-Files – “Christmas Carol” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to properly take a stool sample, why Scully is infatuated with an adult baby, and what Courtney’s real kink is.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E05 of the X-Files – “The Post-Modern Prometheus” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to punch down (A masterclass by Chris Carter,) what words mean, and why you’re killing us, Diane.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E04 of the X-Files – “Detour” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why Ponce de Leon still might be kickin’ it around the Floridian panhandle, who the hell Riff Raff is, and why you should stay away from bridges if you live in Chicago.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E03 of the X-Files – “Unusual Suspects” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how Mulder was born, why Dairy Queen keeps us coming back for more, and where each individual Lone Gunman member falls on our patented “good to look at” scale.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E02 of the X-Files – “Redux Part 2” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why we love this fresh new Samantha, who in the actual fuck Section Chief Blevins is, and most importantly: how to get away with murder.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E02 of the X-Files – “Redux Part 2” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why we love this fresh new Samantha, who in the actual fuck Section Chief Blevins is, and most importantly: how to get away with murder.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap the first episode of Season 5 of the X-Files – “Redux” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why Grover Cleveland was our worst president, what you can do with one giant sperm, and why Mulder will always get away with murder.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E23 of the X-Files – “Demons” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how long it takes to get from D.C. to Providence, what Mulder and Detroit have in common, and some of the most hard-hitting journalistic questions you’ve ever heard in your god damn life.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E22 of the X-Files – “Elegy” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how you can get your egg to kiss the boards just right, why Kindergarteners are big pieces of shit, and who the newest WWE tag-team is.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E21 of the X-Files – “Zero Sum” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as things you didn’t know you could do with a bag of marshmallows, what Skinner’s hiding inside those nasty pants, and which song Alison wrote just for this episode.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E20 of the X-Files – “Small Potatoes” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what professions your dad shouldn’t get involved in, what the dankest new mary-jane moves are, and why Pharrell might be in your bedroom closet right now.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E19 of the X-Files – “Synchrony” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as the many (many many many) problems with time travel, Alison’s favourite childhood snack, and far more than you wanted to know about our bathing habits.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E18 of the X-Files – “Max” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how Courtney answers some of philosophy’s most difficult questions, why we’ll miss Agent Pendrell (RIP), and what vital intel the ‘ChaBoy T. Alien will do anything to get back.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E17 of the X-Files – “Tempus Fugit” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why you can’t sing the happy birthday song in public, exactly what is in a seven layer dip, and why bisexual boys are perfect and deserve better.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E16 of the X-Files – “Unrequited” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as who Mario’s dating, how not to make the wrong choice when it comes to the “both ends” dilemma, and shockingly, some actual historical context for this episode about the Vietnam War.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E15 of the X-Files – “Kaddish” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as where to hide a precious family heirloom when you’re in a tight spot, how not to decorate your local print shop, and what Courtney’s most embarrassing story involving a donut is.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E14 of the X-Files – “Memento Mori” and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what sound is more annoying than a vuvuzela, the ONLY way to improve on GoGurt, and how we’ve managed to do the podcast for two whole years.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E13 of the X-Files – “Never Again,” and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what this summer’s best ice cream bars are, how you should eat something that has been birthed out of you, and why Mulder is still an actual piece of shit.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E12 of the X-Files – “Leonard Betts,” and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what happens when you cross a Deadpool with a lizard, what you should do about that awkward vestigial bone, and how this episode could have actually been hilarious road-trip buddy movie the entire time.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E11 of the X-Files – “El Mundo Gira,” and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how Courtney keeps her stairs so clean, the best ingredients for your hipster smoothie, and how to take a fairly bad episode of The X-Files and make it much, much worse: a master-class by Chris Carter.