Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E08 of The X-Files – “Familiar” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what Alison’s day job is, what childhood TV character still haunts Courtney’s dreams, and why Diane is, once again, killing us.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E04 of the X-Files – “The Lost Art of Forehead Sweat” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such what our friend Reginald Fils-Aimé is up to, how Darin Morgan deals with his post-election pain and why we, frankly, don’t care.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E02 of the X-Files – “This” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as whether or not teens still have graveyard sex, how the ghost of Nancy Reagan is behind everything, and why we kinda liked this episode.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E12 of the X-Files – “Bad Blood” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to get the most out of those hotel magic finger machines, why Chris Carter’s comments about Season 11 make us nervous, and how the hell Mulder got away with killing a child.

Note: This will be our last Season 5 episode for a while as we dive into Season 11. Our next episode, which will be posted on January 9th, 2018, will be “My Struggle III” (: all of our struggles). We will be back with Season 5 episodes after finishing off Season 11.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E11 of the X-Files – “Kill Switch” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what exactly is a poop sock, how to get through the Encarta Trivia Maze, and how to use a hammer effectively.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E06 of the X-Files – “Christmas Carol” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to properly take a stool sample, why Scully is infatuated with an adult baby, and what Courtney’s real kink is.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E04 of the X-Files – “Detour” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why Ponce de Leon still might be kickin’ it around the Floridian panhandle, who the hell Riff Raff is, and why you should stay away from bridges if you live in Chicago.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E02 of the X-Files – “Redux Part 2” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why we love this fresh new Samantha, who in the actual fuck Section Chief Blevins is, and most importantly: how to get away with murder.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E22 of the X-Files – “Elegy” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how you can get your egg to kiss the boards just right, why Kindergarteners are big pieces of shit, and who the newest WWE tag-team is.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E20 of the X-Files – “Small Potatoes” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what professions your dad shouldn’t get involved in, what the dankest new mary-jane moves are, and why Pharrell might be in your bedroom closet right now.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E17 of the X-Files – “Tempus Fugit” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why you can’t sing the happy birthday song in public, exactly what is in a seven layer dip, and why bisexual boys are perfect and deserve better.