Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E03 of the X-Files – “Teliko” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as whether our penal code applies to snakes, how to calculate the angle of your dangle, and everything you need to create your own all-purpose homogeneous faux-ethnic soundtrack.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E02 of the X-Files – “Home” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as the plot of their new gritty Ducktales reboot, who’s the best of the sandlot boys and how to spot small town gentrification before it sprouts.

Content Warning: Because of the content of “Home,” this episode contains discussions of body horror, infant death, incest and rape.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E01 of the X-Files – “Herrenvolk” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to prevent bee stings, why Courtney refuses to get the small-pox vaccine and where to get that dank extraterrestrial bud.