Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E13 of The X-Files – "First Person Shooter” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to objectify women using only a camera and sound design, why we keep watching this godforsaken show, and how much cake is in our shorts as of this recording.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E10 of The X-Files – "Sein und Zeit” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as major sock crimes, what fucking happened to Samantha for real tho, and a brand new #epcotfact.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S07E03 of The X-Files – "Hungry” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how many assholes a shark has, a return to eggs, and what the fuck a fluppy dog is.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap the first episode of the X-Files Season 7 – "The Sixth Extinction” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to join the PEN15 club, everything we learned from the Rugrats Passover Special and what Alison has in common with the Little Mermaid chef.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap the Ultimate episode of the X-Files Season 6 – "Biogenesis” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as the bible man what built that big boat, why Skinner needs a bad boy, and whether we've learned even a single thing about the plot of this show.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S06E18 of The X-Files – "Milagro” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as the lowdown on Christmas meat, all the creeps that are fit to print, and why there's no romance in being a writer.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S06E17 of The X-Files – "Trevor” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as whether we're excited for Detective Pikachu, our important Shrek-based self-care activities, and the most difficult autopsy Scully has faced yet.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S06E15 of The X-Files – "Arcadia” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as the hottest new mailbox flavour, what our main man Big Mike from ER has been up to, and why Scully really needs that video camera.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S06E14 of The X-Files – "Monday” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to break into background acting, why this show's women continue to lack agency, and what Mulder's really keeping under the covers.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S06E13 of The X-Files – "Agua Mala” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as the best place to grow primitive clams, diva cup innovations and what we're selling at the farmer's market this fall.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S06E12 of The X-Files – "One Son” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how you can be the King Midas of your own feet, our best closet strategies, and all the best ched from the Tillamook Zepplin Hangar.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S06E11 of The X-Files – "Two Fathers” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why we're on the outs with Gritty, all the best basketball slang and what cool new thing kids are doing with Subway sandwiches.