Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E21 of the X-Files – “Zero Sum” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as things you didn’t know you could do with a bag of marshmallows, what Skinner’s hiding inside those nasty pants, and which song Alison wrote just for this episode.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E20 of the X-Files – “Small Potatoes” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what professions your dad shouldn’t get involved in, what the dankest new mary-jane moves are, and why Pharrell might be in your bedroom closet right now.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E19 of the X-Files – “Synchrony” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as the many (many many many) problems with time travel, Alison’s favourite childhood snack, and far more than you wanted to know about our bathing habits.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E18 of the X-Files – “Max” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how Courtney answers some of philosophy’s most difficult questions, why we’ll miss Agent Pendrell (RIP), and what vital intel the ‘ChaBoy T. Alien will do anything to get back.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E17 of the X-Files – “Tempus Fugit” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why you can’t sing the happy birthday song in public, exactly what is in a seven layer dip, and why bisexual boys are perfect and deserve better.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E16 of the X-Files – “Unrequited” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as who Mario’s dating, how not to make the wrong choice when it comes to the “both ends” dilemma, and shockingly, some actual historical context for this episode about the Vietnam War.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E15 of the X-Files – “Kaddish” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as where to hide a precious family heirloom when you’re in a tight spot, how not to decorate your local print shop, and what Courtney’s most embarrassing story involving a donut is.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E14 of the X-Files – “Memento Mori” and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what sound is more annoying than a vuvuzela, the ONLY way to improve on GoGurt, and how we’ve managed to do the podcast for two whole years.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E13 of the X-Files – “Never Again,” and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what this summer’s best ice cream bars are, how you should eat something that has been birthed out of you, and why Mulder is still an actual piece of shit.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E12 of the X-Files – “Leonard Betts,” and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what happens when you cross a Deadpool with a lizard, what you should do about that awkward vestigial bone, and how this episode could have actually been hilarious road-trip buddy movie the entire time.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E11 of the X-Files – “El Mundo Gira,” and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how Courtney keeps her stairs so clean, the best ingredients for your hipster smoothie, and how to take a fairly bad episode of The X-Files and make it much, much worse: a master-class by Chris Carter.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E10 of the X-Files – “Paper Hearts,” and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as the best way to spend your time in the bullpen, why your Grandma might like our podcast, and how it really, really, really should have ended.
(Content Warning: The X-Files episode “Paper Hearts” features a serial killer as well as child abduction and abuse, and those topics are also discussed on this episode of the podcast.)
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E09 of the X-Files – “Terma” and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to infiltrate a colony of feral sweater boys, the not-so-horny secrets of Grape Nuts, and the sad truth about horse crime.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E08 of the X-Files – “Tunguska” -and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as the plot of the illusive Space Jam sequel, that apple thing I said happened last episode (whoops) and the answer to the age-old question: “Where’s the beef?”
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E07 of the X-Files – “Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how Lee Harvey Oswald’s soda choices affected history, the teen fashion trend that is Hawaiian shirts, and why we can’t stop collecting apples.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E06 of the X-Files – “Sanguinarium” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to incorporate a subtle motif, the magic of the “courtesy rinse,” and where your 90’s faves fall on our patented “boyband horniness spectrum.”
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E05 of the X-Files – “The Field Where I Died” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how Mulder does that thing with his face, what happened to our precious child, and who Alison and Courtney were in a past life. (The answer may surprise you.)
Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of mass suicide.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E04 of the X-Files – “Unruhe” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to kill Gumby, what the kids are calling dick pics these days, and the one thing people keep doing to women that they absolutely hate. (Hint: It’s murder)
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E03 of the X-Files – “Teliko” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as whether our penal code applies to snakes, how to calculate the angle of your dangle, and everything you need to create your own all-purpose homogeneous faux-ethnic soundtrack.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E02 of the X-Files – “Home” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as the plot of their new gritty Ducktales reboot, who’s the best of the sandlot boys and how to spot small town gentrification before it sprouts.
Content Warning: Because of the content of “Home,” this episode contains discussions of body horror, infant death, incest and rape.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S04E01 of the X-Files – “Herrenvolk” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to prevent bee stings, why Courtney refuses to get the small-pox vaccine and where to get that dank extraterrestrial bud.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap the ULTIMATE episode of The X-Files Season 4 – “Talitha Cumi” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to break Skinner’s heart, which of Alison’s crushes Courtney vehemently disapproves of, and what kind of water-based sports Mulder’s Mom was getting up to before he was born.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap the penultimate episode of The X-Files Season 3 – “Wetwired” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as whose face Courtney wishes she could see when she wakes up (and literally everywhere else,) what brand new product pitch our hosts have come up with that will leave you satisfied in three separate ways, and the ultimate outcome of the hardest test the Lone Gerblins have faced yet – a game of FMK.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E22 of the X-Files – “Quagmire” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what Courtney has in common with frog scientist Dr. Faraday, whether the X-Files might actually be hinting at a much deeper allegory behind Queequeg’s namesake, and how to know when you definitely, absolutely, without a doubt, should NOT come a-knockin’.
Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S03E21 of the X-Files – “Avatar” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to manage to meet our barest expectations of human decency, whether it’s time Mulder and Scully to mind their own beeswax, and why Alison is the bomb dot com.